Spam in e-mail!!11 :O

Don't you hate spam?  I hate spam so much... not the stuff you find in a tiny metal can thats pink and pretty gross, but the stuff that internet organizations insist on sending to you when you give them your email address!  Its really the most annoying crap on the planet.  However, email has this sweet thing called a spam blocker, that blocks spam! I dunno how they do it, but its great, because it blocks spam.  I wish I could be a spam blocker, then I would be awesome, and people would love me for cleaning their email inboxed.