Spam in e-mail!!11 :O

Don't you hate spam?  I hate spam so much... not the stuff you find in a tiny metal can thats pink and pretty gross, but the stuff that internet organizations insist on sending to you when you give them your email address!  Its really the most annoying crap on the planet.  However, email has this sweet thing called a spam blocker, that blocks spam! I dunno how they do it, but its great, because it blocks spam.  I wish I could be a spam blocker, then I would be awesome, and people would love me for cleaning their email inboxed.

E-mail!

E-mail is really amazing and awesome because it can help you contact other people!  People love to contact each other, and why not have a million different ways to do it?  I mean, you have texting, phones, facebook, IM clients.... why not stick email onto the end of the list?  How cool would it be to be able to text, call, comment on a status, and send an instant message to the same person all within five minutes? Awesome!!

Search Techniques!

Search engines are awesome, they enable you to be able to search for just about everything without actually taking massive amounts of time to search for them.  What a concept!  See, the search engine does searching for you, so you don't have to search.  Say, if you want to search the internet on how to search the internet, you use the search engine to search on how to search the internet, what an incredible revelation!